Things Both Difficult & Impossible to Say Drunk

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Sep 29, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

    Indubitably

    Innovative

    Preliminary

    Proliferation

    Cinnamon.

    Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

    Specificity

    Cogito ergo sum

    British

    Constitution

    Passive-aggressive disorder

    Loquacious

    Transubstantiate.

    Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

    Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

    Nope, no more booze for me

    Sorry, but you're not really my type

    Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

    Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing.
     
  2. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    I was going to say, "Officer!" LOL, but I went ahead and read the whole thing..
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    This is indubitably difficult to say.

    Some of those I can barely say sober.:D
     
  4. Not a problem occifer. I can walk both of those lines.:nod:
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    If I ever said loquacious at all everyone would think I'm drunk!:drink:
     
  6. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Thick tongue's can't pronounce sxxt!

    AlanC: I might even say Aleeneesea.

    I can't pronounce most of those words, especially after chewing on crushed ice for a while.

    My tongue gets just about as thick as when I've been (Oh no...I'm not going to say that I drink a beer occasionally.)

    Oxford :nod: :D
     
  7. Doomed

    Howdy,

    Ya what a list! I could never handle any of them while in the service of Jack Daniels.

    For me, I know I'm too loaded when the English language becomes one long vowel...........

    I need a ride becomes, "Araaaaaaaouuuuuuaauoooooeeiiii! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aaaaaaaarrrreaaaaawwwwwooouuuinoaa!