Things that make you go hmmmm!

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric Guest


    (1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
    squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    (2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    (3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    (4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    (5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    (6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
    coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    (7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
    don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    (8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
    are going to look up there anyway?

    (9) Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!

    (10) What do you call male ballerinas?

    (11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    (12) Why Are Trix only for kids?

    (13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?

    (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    (15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    (16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    (17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
    him, is he still wrong?

    (18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
    stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
    wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    (19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from

    (20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    (21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?

    (22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    (23) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
    at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I want to know if infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery....hmmmm!


    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I also want to know if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one of them enjoys it?...hmmm...tacky, but hmmm.
  4. That is a great point. Time for a poll.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Also if people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?...hmmmm
  6. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    The premise for #9 is incorrect. Goofy is actually a DONKEY, not a dog. Granted, he has floppy ears now that make him look like a dog, but originally he was a donkey. Pay attention the next time you see an old B&W Disney cartoon. I have not figured out the Bluto/Brutus thing on Popeye, though.
  7. Or,

    Why aren't people from the Island of Crete called cretins?
    :nod: :eek: :cool: :eek: :nod:
  8. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    The slang name for hookers is "Ho" the disney movie snow white and the 7 dwarfs as they are walking out past snow white..they sing hi "Ho" Hi Ho...

    its early and Im at work...
  9. Sniper I thought they were.
  10. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I always wondered what you look like Doglips!
  11. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Hang some stress relaxation exercises or something.

    Let's all send Klaus some relaxation exercises or something. He's taking this issue too seriously.(ha);) :D
  12. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    Send young women!
  13. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    What's your definition of young? And your final answer is?

  14. I noticed you kept it in the legal range.

  16. Eric

    Eric Guest

    I don't know, but they did NOT look like that when I was that age. Also I broadening my horizons...I look at older women now and think, HMMMMMM.
  17. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Yes, that's why I put in the category of 76-85. (ha)
  18. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    Answers A and B.
  19. Eric at least you do not have to train them.