This is a real groaner!

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 7, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives
    studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective
    governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts.

    Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to NY and then on
    West to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that
    it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study
    the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger
    relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in
    each and every day.

    For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists.
    The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely
    ravaged. No sign of the missing men.

    They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and
    decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because
    they feared an international incident.

    They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... only to find the remains
    of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means,
    don't you?"

    "Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."

    SMILE !!:D ;)

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Double groooaaaannnnnnn!