This post will test your sense of humor guys..."HE SAID, SHE SAID":

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

    9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
    He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

    8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in
    the worst way.
    She said...Well, you succeeded.

    7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king.'
    She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.'

    6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
    Written just below it: "I do not."

    5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
    She said..."That's a good idea ... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa
    and fart. "

    4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
    She said...'Who's gonna look?'

    3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

    2) He said .. Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

    1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    She said...I would, but you're never there.
    :D ;) :fuss: :assult:
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Those are too funny/(true?)
     

  3. Hey Joe the government isn't that synchronized. Yes I had to look that word up. Ok you changed your mind--Bark at the moon--Ozzie. Man make up your mind.
     
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  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Lining up my new and improved future avatars! Too bad you didn't look up goverNMENT while you were at it! :D ;) :p
     
  5. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Watch it buddy, I'm looking right at you!
     
  6. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ah...check you out, ya went back and changed it...your too fast pal!
     
  7. I noticed it ok. I type too fast sometimes. I try to proof read when possible. At least I am not as bad as others. So is that the womens locker room?
     
  8. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yep, why do you think I'm blinking so fast.