[This was forwarded to me by a co-worker and is reportedly an...] Excerpt from The Sunday Press, Dublin, 25-Aug-1991 Apropos recent events, in case you're wondering what will become of all the unemployed KGB men in the event of a change of regime in the USSR, I was talking to a German friend recently and asked him what had become of all the former Stasi secret policement of East Germany. "Oh they're all taxi drivers now," he said, "it was the obvious solution." "Why is that?" I asked. "Simple," he said, "you just give them your name--and they know where you live."