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Three mice setting at a bar.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 31, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at
    night, trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

    The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass
    onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a
    mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
    comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to
    work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

    The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down
    one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the first
    mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much
    as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee
    each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

    The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
    The third mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long
    sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit.
    Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."

    :D
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor


  3. It could not be a Texas mouse there was no mention of a big belt buckle and a little _ _ _ _ . sorry just an Okies Humor.