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Three women and a duck

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 6, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
    there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step
    on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
    over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
    they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains
    them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
    eternity chained to this ugly man!"

    The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along
    comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely
    ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
    eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages
    to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one! day St. Peter comes
    up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very
    tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without
    saying a word.

    The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
    for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but
    I stepped on a duck."

    :nod:
     

  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ha! she must look like my mother in law!!!
     
  3. NRAJOE-Hope your wife isn't reading your comment.-- hehehe!!!
     
  4. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    For sure, I am glad I get to be chained to a pretty girl, when I go to Heaven