To brighten your day

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric Guest

    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
    because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
    inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
    everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
    guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
    when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
    Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
    no spine, and the head and *** are interchangeable."