Today's Humour: - 35 Things we said in 1959 ................... (3) "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous." (4) "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?" (6) "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store." (9) "Also, their music drives me wild. This 'Rock Around The Clock' thing is nothing but racket." (15) "Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president." (21) "I'll tell you one thing. If my kid ever talks back to me, they won't be able to sit down for a week." (23) "Next thing you know is, the government will start paying us not to grow crops." (26) "Why in the world would you want to send your daughter to college? Isn't she going to get married? It would be different if she could be a doctor or a lawyer." (31) "If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying across the country that's fine, but nothing will ever replace trains."