Top 10 Police Comebacks

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Top 10 Police Comebacks

    1. I'm sorry Ma'am, but with the unlicensed gun in your purse plus the DWI, you ARE a real criminal.

    2. Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say "Thank You." We stopped the guy who pays OUR salary!

    3. Yeah, I do have bank robbers to catch, but that might be dangerous, so I'm going to play it safe and write you this ticket.

    4. Hurry it up? Sure, I'll just go back to the cruiser and write the citation. Do you have food and water in the car? This shouldn't take more than six hours.

    5. Do you know why I stopped you, or do you THINK like you Drive?

    6. What do you mean I won't believe you? Just because you've got three kilos of Smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation.

    7. No, you've got that WRONG. I'm even TOUGHER without the badge and gun.

    8. Of course you didn't DO it. You just happened to start your wind sprints in front of the department store, the VCR is Extra weight, and the security guards were providing MOTIVATION.

    9. She STARTED it? That's the best you can do? My four-year-old does better than that when I ask why his sister is crying.

  2. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    That's pretty good Doglips

  3. FEG

    FEG Guest

    11. Why yes. We do have a quota. Want try for a few others on the list?

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    12. No, I don't have a donut shop to protect, my partners there holding down the fort! :D
  5. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Fig I had to do some pro police kinda ballance things out :)
  6. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    Y'all trip me out......
  7. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    you better lay off the pain pills 1*.a cop should not be tripping out .lol