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TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED (okay - 11)

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED (okay - 11)

    11. No one ever steals your chair.

    10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

    9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

    8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

    7. So that -with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your
    exaggerated resume.

    6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

    5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

    4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

    3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

    2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

    ... And (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:

    1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"