Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut

    You strip all the paint off your car and refinish it with cold blue.
    You see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass.
    You understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers.
    Watching "The Lion King" gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express.
    You have your own BATF agent. (Mounted on your mantel.)
    Your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat."
    You wish you could buy "The Blue Book of Gun Values" in hardcover.
    You wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle.
    The checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm
    And The Number One Sign You're A Gun Nut:
    Seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange!

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Hey, that would be cool to strip your car or truck down to bare metal and blue it! Then every weekend you get out the Flitz and polish it up real good!

  3. Eric

    Eric Guest

    That was awesome! I really started laughing when I got to the 1911 one. I just put my 1911 down to check the computer. LOL!