Top 76 Fun Things To Do At The Mall By Jacoblost Rank: 1) No rollerskates, No skateboards, but I don't see any rules agains Unicycles! 2) Climb into a window and pose 3) Drop dishwashing detergent in the fountain 4) Exchange the menu's at different restaraunts 5) Pick a fight with the mannequin 6) Go to the Gun Store. Ask if they also sell Ski Masks 7) Set the ferrits free to bring mass destruction 8) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people 9) Yell: 'I Like Toast!!!' when it gets too quiet 10) Shout, "Look, I'm naked!" just to see how many people actually turn to look. 11) Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. 12) Put the "50% off"signs on different racks 13) Set Up an Obstical Course For the Mall Walkers. 14) Offer lap dances to random people (male or female) 15) free-AOL-cd frisbee! 16) Get your pant leg caught on the escalator, letting a blood bath ensue 17) Get a leash and a very small collar, Then take your hampster for a walk 18) At the bottom of an escalator, scream "my shoelaces! aaaug!" 19) Make fun of all the Abercrombie & Fitch-wearing preppies 20) If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap. 21) Drop your large intestine on the floor 22) Just spend the whole time at Spencer's...there are endless possiblities there 23) In the book store ask where the Sex for Dummies Book is 24) Put out of order signs on all the washrooms 25) Beat up the Easter Bunny 26) Go up to random people and ask personal questions 27) Chalk the shape of a person on the floor and spray a little ketchup around. 28) Beat Lafours over the head with a sock with quarters 29) Set Up Valet Parking 30) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 31) Streak 32) Crash a dating show going on at the mall 33) Your Girlfriend 34) set up a tent in the food cort and yell at people as they walk by 35) Start a food fight in the food court 36) You and some friends- Marcco! ... POLO! 37) Stand outside a store and pretend to be a payed advertizement 38) "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" 39) Speak only in Klingon to the store clerks. 40) Wear a tshirt making any kind of statement about the war 41) Spill lemonade on the floor 42) Release a Half Dozen or more Wild Squirrels & Watch the ensuing Chaos. 43) Scuba dive in the fountain and collect all the change 44) superglue a dollar to the floor 45) Try to Use Lawn Gnomes as Curency 46) Pick a fight with talking garbage bin 47) run down an escalator that is going up 48) Stalk someone! 49) Find competitors selling the same items within the mall. Buy Low-Return High. 50) Bring a lawyer to represent your hamburger at 'Food Court' 51) Find 2 people that have less to do than you do 52) go to the gun store and ask if it can cut through humans like butter. 53) Glue pennies to the sidewalk and see how many people stop to pick them up. 54) Entertain fellow mall-goers by faking seizures at random intervals 55) Drive the display car around 56) Gather the coins from the fountains to buy stuff from the food court 57) Run away from the Rent-a-cops 58) Try to get up on the roof 59) Superglue Quarters to the Floor 60) play paintball 61) Get cookies 62) Scuba diving for coins in the fountain 63) Oh, I don't know, maybe _buy something!_ 64) Play with the evil ferrets 65) mall tag! 66) Stare at the Magic Eye picture 67) too much P.D.A(public display of affection) 68) Yell, "Terrorist!" 69) Re-enact the scene of a kidnapping 70) Million Man March 71) pretend you're dying every time you go by Old Navy 72) Loot 73) Shoplift Major appliances at Sears 74) one word: polo 75) rob a store, give it to the little boy outside the store 76) Pull price tags off of all the clothes.