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Top Ten Items On A Fighter Pilot's Checklist

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Top Ten Items On A Fighter Pilot's Checklist

    10. "Shoo the raccoons out of the cockpit"
    (Major Damon "Gump" Reynolds)

    9. "Run system check on the onboard computer's Tetris game"
    (Captain Craig "Bluto" Baker)

    8. "Listen carefully to jet flight attendant's safety instructions"
    (Major David "Redneck" Greene)

    7. "Affix EZ Pass tag to the canopy with super-strong adhesive"
    (Major Jeannie "Tally" Flynn)

    6. "Make sure 'Top Gun' soundtrack is in CD player"
    (Major Steve "Dawg" Kennel)

    5. "Try to get upgraded to first class"
    (Major Kirk "Krokus" Johnson)

    4. "Set cockpit heads-up display to correct coordinates (just messing with ya -- I made that one up)"
    (Major Sam "Spam" Milam)

    3. "Flip through complimentary copy of 'Fighter Pilot' magazine"
    (Major Jim "Yogi" McElhenney)

    2. "Scrub off graffiti spray-painted on the aircraft by local punks"
    (Major Drew "Baker" English)

    1. "If it's a nice day then put the top down, dude"
    (Captain Juras "Drag" Jansons)