Top Ten Signs Martha Stewart Is Getting Nervous

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jul 11, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    10. Has already knitted three orange jumpsuits with matching cardigans

    9. Stocking up on cigarettes and candy bars

    8. Hasn't touched her hot glue gun in weeks

    7. All of her decorating tips feature black and white vertical stripes as a central theme

    6. Everytime the oven timer goes off she dives to the floor

    5. Her latest recipe includes baking files into cakes

    4. According to Blockbuster, she's rented "Escape From Alcatraz" six times this month

    3. Referred to the color periwinkle as lavender twice!

    2. Favorite new expression: "It's a good thing -- my ***!"

    1. She's shopping at K-Mart