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Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

    10) Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

    9) It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

    8) In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a
    friend's car.

    7) It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".

    6) The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

    5) Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood
    start howling.

    4) The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time
    yet?"

    3) The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

    2) You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition
    to your fabulous paperweight collection.

    1) The only chip inside is a Dorito.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Sounds like my "Porno tron 5000" computer!:eek: :rolleyes: :D