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Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Spider-Man

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Spider-Man


    10. You find footprints on your bedroom ceiling

    9. Your children have eight legs

    8. Overheard on phone saying, "Use your spider powers to kill my husband, then we'll be together"

    7. Your dry-cleaner mentions, "That blue and red costume your wife brought in is ready"

    6. She says she wants to rub her hands "all over your cephalothorax... I mean chest"

    5. Your housefly problem clears up overnight

    4. All of a sudden, she's critical of your inability to scale buildings

    3. She's writing a book, "Spider-Man And The Unmet Needs Of The Modern Wife"

    2. Superman asks you, "Uh, is everything okay at home?"

    1. Drawings of Spider-Man having sex with your wife appear in Sunday comics
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I'll get some bug spray and kill 'em!