Top Ten Signs You're Dealing With A Dumb Criminal:

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE DEALING WITH A DUMB CRIMINAL:

    1) He took public transportation to and from his bank robbery.

    2) He is using his seeing eye dog as a look-out.

    3) Instead of a cherry pie, she shoplifted yeast, flour, eggs, and a jar of cherries.

    4) You caught him driving a stolen car with "The Club" still on.

    5) He tries to convince you that he thought crack was a breakfast cereal.

    6) He responds to your use of verbal force with a bunch of "Yo'momma" oneliners.

    7) He makes himself laugh every time he says he's innocent.

    8) He claims diplomatic immunity because he's a citizen of the Republic of Texas.

    9) He asks the judge for a senior citizen discount on his 7-year sentence.