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#10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

# 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

#8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

#7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

#6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

#5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

#4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

#3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

#2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO....

#1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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