Top Ten Signs You've Joined A Cheap Hmo

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 12, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    #10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.

    # 9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    #8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    #7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    #6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

    #5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    #4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

    #3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

    #2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

    And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO....

    #1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.