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Top Ten Surprises In The New Star Wars Film

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Top Ten Surprises In The New Star Wars Film


    10. Most of the action takes place on Planet Hollywood

    9. Jedis interrupting lightsaber battle to change double "A" batteries

    8. Jar Jar Binks is shot by enraged Robert Blake

    7. Obi-Wan wins the big dirty dancing contest

    6. A confused William Shatner keeps showing up looking for Spock

    5. Supreme Chancellor passes out after choking on a pretzel

    4. "The Force?" -- just a sinus headache

    3. All the time C3PO spends *****ing about Spider-Man

    2. Usual Star Wars opening theme replaced with George Strait's "All My Ex's Live In Texas"

    1. Yoda has sex with a pie