Top Ten Things Corrections Officers Hate:

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    TOP TEN THINGS CORRECTIONS OFFICERS HATE:

    1) Inmates who look like the sperm used during their conception
    was tainted with steroids.

    2) Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.

    3) Coming up with one too many at head count.

    4) When you recognize the newest inmate as your proctologist.

    5) Being on a first-name basis with a serial killer on death row.

    6) Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.

    7) Having to break up a shower fight.

    8) Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.

    9) The fact that prisoners get more cable channels than you get at home.

    10) Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks waaay to familiar.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    They'd just have to fight to death in that shower!
     

  3. taras

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    NRAJOE just love the avator. That would be the best way to break up the shower fight!
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Sure would, save the taxpayers some money too!