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Top Ten Things You Should Never Say In A Duck Blind

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Top Ten Things You Should Never Say In A Duck Blind

    10. Thank God For The Brady Bill!

    9. Yeah -- Labradors Are Cute, But You Just Can't Beat A Yorkie!

    8. Well, The First Time I Voted For Clinton...

    7. You Know, I Never Cared For Football...

    6. Hey Guys --I Found A New Way To Keep My Waders Warm!

    5. Anybody Wanna Hear Some Music?

    4. I'm Just Gonna Shoot The Mud Out Of The End Of My Gun...

    3. I'm So Glad George Michael Is Making A Comeback!

    2. You Know, Second Hand Smoke Kills Almost As Many Blah Blah Blah...

    And The Number One Thing You Should Never Say In A Duck Blind...

    The Keys Have Gotta Be Somewhere Between Here And The Truck.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Plus you should never ask if your butt looks big in these waders!
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Will your list work while deer hunting?

    Duck hunting isn't my thing but I'm going deer hunting next fall. Will your list work while hunting bambi?

    I'll keep your list handy and may even add a few additional items myself.
     
  4. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Guess you could add..hay do deer have sadles? Man Janet Reno sure is Sexie.
     
  5. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    LOVE IT!

    It's Ok if we don't get drawn we still get breakfast

    What plug? (works for boat or gun)

    Good thing you had that bed liner when my lab crapped in your truck this morning.

    I'm really glad those skybusters are hunting next to us!
     
  6. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    This list is getting funnier and funnier. There's got to be a few more things to not say.
     
  7. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Gee,your hair smells terrific!
     
  8. jerry

    jerry Since 2002 Forum Contributor

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    Can I borrow some shells, all I have is these lead pheasant loads.
     
  9. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Is that a .38 in your pocket or are you just glad ta see me?