Top Ten Ways the Tobacco Industry is Marketing to Teens 10. Old name: Marlboros. New name: *****in' Marlboros. 9. Replaced Joe Camel with those dreamy boys from Hanson. 8. New Surgeon General's warning: "Whatever, dude." 7. Every pack now comes with a fully loaded Trans Am. 6. Introduction of new Spice Girl -- Phlegmy Spice. 5. Digitally inserted smokes into the Pamela and Tommy Lee sex tape. 4. Flooded schools with new textbook: "Our Greatest Smoking Presidents." 3. Now sponsoring youth singing group, the Nic-O-Teens. 2. New slogan: "Hey kids, it's safer than crack." 1. Their "Guns for Smokes" program.