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Top Ten Ways the Tobacco Industry is Marketing to Teens

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Top Ten Ways the Tobacco Industry is Marketing to Teens


    10. Old name: Marlboros. New name: *****in' Marlboros.

    9. Replaced Joe Camel with those dreamy boys from Hanson.

    8. New Surgeon General's warning: "Whatever, dude."

    7. Every pack now comes with a fully loaded Trans Am.

    6. Introduction of new Spice Girl -- Phlegmy Spice.

    5. Digitally inserted smokes into the Pamela and Tommy Lee sex tape.

    4. Flooded schools with new textbook: "Our Greatest Smoking Presidents."

    3. Now sponsoring youth singing group, the Nic-O-Teens.

    2. New slogan: "Hey kids, it's safer than crack."

    1. Their "Guns for Smokes" program.