TOP TEN WAYS TO **** OFF YOUR HYPOCRITICAL, PETA-SUPPORTING NYC NEIGHBORS: 10. Drive down Broadway with your deer tied to the hood of your car. 9. Hang your unbutchered kill from your fire escape to drain. 8. Show off your fashionable new deerhide moccasins. 7. Use the politically correct paradox--invite them over for a low-fat, low-cholesterol venison dinner. (Be sure to play "Bambi" on your VCR afterwards.) 6. Don't shower after four days in the woods. 5. Mount your deerhead over your fireplace. 4. Set out your hunting magazines on your coffee table. 3. Ask them if you can take their dog hunting with you. 2. Ask them if you can take their children hunting with you. And our number one way to **** off your do-gooder, hypocritical, PETA-supporting NYC neighbors: 1. Join the NRA.