TROOP TRIP A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex. "Back ladies, back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out there!" But it was too lateâ€”several of her girls had seen the deed happening. They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing. "Well, if you must know, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration," the troop leader insisted. "Wow, " exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next!"