Two jokes: "The famous beans" & "Daddy longlegs"

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Oct 27, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her
    famousbeans for the church potluck, and her son, Little
    Stumpy, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand,
    and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs,
    naturally, went right into the pot of beans.

    Thinking it over, Little Stumpy could think of no reason
    why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The dinner
    went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes.
    The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Stumpy's
    mother and said, "Ester, your beans were delicious as usual, but
    what did you put in them this time?"

    Ester replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"

    "Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed
    the cat, and I shot the canary...."

    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
    reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

    and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
    them flat.
    "Well, we're not having any of that **** in our garden.":D :nod: