Two Priests On Vacation

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Tigercat200, Sep 1, 2010.

  1. Tigercat200

    Tigercat200 G&G Evangelist

    Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

    They were determined to make this a real vacation
    by not wearing anything that would identify them
    as clergy.

    As soon as the plane landed they headed
    for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
    shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

    The next morning they went to the beach
    dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
    They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them..
    They couldn't help but stare.

    As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
    'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
    nodding and addressing each of them individually,
    then she passed on by. They were both stunned.
    How in the world did she know they were priests?
    So the next day, they went back to the store
    and bought even more outrageous outfits.
    These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!

    Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said

    'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
    and started to walk away.

    One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'

    'Yes, Father?'

    'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

    She replied,……………………………..

    'Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen.
  2. texnmidwest

    texnmidwest Sir Loin of Beef Forum Contributor

    *smirk* saw that coming a mile away! LOL!!!

  3. 338RUM

    338RUM G&G Evangelist

    now wake up to find that most nuns I have seen are far from "drop dead gorgeous" LMAO
  4. Tigercat200

    Tigercat200 G&G Evangelist

    I know the nuns we had as kids were not gorgeous. They were just mean and I learned at an early age you didn't call them penquins. That hurt a LOT ! ! !
  5. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    ^ Imagine what they would have done if you called them penguins, LOL !!
  6. 99dragon99

    99dragon99 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Growing up catholic (which I no longer am) I have seen a lot of nuns! Some of them were drop dead gorgeous! I am talking "Hugh Hefner would die for a playboy model that looks like that" kind of person.... That was the exception..... but they are out there...