Two Scotsmen were avid golfers and had played together every Thursday for many years. The sixth tee was near the road that led to the local cemetary. One day as they reached that particular tee a funeral passed by, and old Hammish turned and raised his club in salute. "Mon, " exclaimed Hector, "in all these years we've been playing this course, and thats the first time Iv'e seen ye paying any respect for the dead." "Aye, weel," explained Hamish, "hen you have been married to a woman for forty years, she's entitled to a wee bit of respect"