Underwear Dust

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Robertm, Aug 25, 2010.

  1. Robertm

    Robertm G&G Regular

    > One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
    > His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
    > The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..
    > 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
    > She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
    > You guys just never learn,
    > do not tick off the little woman..
  2. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    Kinda like when my wife was looking at Wonder Bras.

    I stupidly said.

    "I WONDER, what is supposed to in it."

    She calmly replied.

    "Keep Wondering...
    This Bra might be worn out, before you get a chance to find out!"

  3. Windwalker

    Windwalker G&G Newbie

    Lol, We guys would be a lot better off if we just kept our mouths shut but the opportunity appears and we just have to comment.
  4. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    To my wife, "I've got a great idea. Start wiping your boobs with toilet paper, that way they'll grow !! How's that she questioned ?? "I don't know I replied, but it worked on your butt !!" And then the fight started...
  5. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

  6. 99dragon99

    99dragon99 G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    It's actually "I WONDER where they went when you took it off."