Unskilled Labor

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

    Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties.

    The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

    Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

    When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay.

    The Clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor.

    "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them over his head and says, "Yah, diesel fitter."




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  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Yumping Yiminy, dot wos fonny!
     

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    NRAJOE: Guess I posted this joke twice and didn't notice till I read your comment. Thanks. I've deleted the other posting.
    Oxford:nod:
     
  4. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Thats what I figured, had to mess with ya, you know me,forum jack a s s ! :D We need a donkey head and an elephant head in the smilies Chris or Jesse. (and a donkeys butt for me!) ;)
     
    Last edited: Aug 7, 2002
  5. How about a donkey in reverse bassackwards.