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BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to
sample a new discount item-Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's
largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,
Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive
wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."


So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante
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Some of that stuff would make Maddog 20/20 look good.
 

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Even Thunderbird would be better Big Dog!
 

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What about the ole' Strawberry Hill guys?
 

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Ah, the heady days of youth! When I was in highschool, the worst thing we ever did was get a few bottles of Boones Farm. The really bad kids smoked unfiltered Camels, and drove motorcycles. Times change.
 
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