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Wal-Mart Wine

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 12, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to
    sample a new discount item-Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's
    largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,
    Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.

    While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
    brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive
    wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
    University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."


    So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

    12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide

    11. White Trashfindel

    10. Big Red Gulp

    9. Grape Expectations

    8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

    7. NASCARbernet

    6. Chef Boyardeaux

    5. Peanut Noir

    4. Chateau des Moines

    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

    2. World Championship Wriesling

    And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

    1. Nasti Spumante
    :D
     
  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Some of that stuff would make Maddog 20/20 look good.
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Even Thunderbird would be better Big Dog!
     
  4. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    What about the ole' Strawberry Hill guys?
     
  5. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    Ah yes the good'ol classics of Boone's Farm. I do believe that March was my favorite vintage.
     
  6. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Ah, the heady days of youth! When I was in highschool, the worst thing we ever did was get a few bottles of Boones Farm. The really bad kids smoked unfiltered Camels, and drove motorcycles. Times change.
     
  7. Hoosier

    Hoosier G&G Newbie

    As long as it's not "Old Roy"