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Weekend Funny

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Uncle Red, Mar 16, 2002.

  1. Uncle Red

    Uncle Red G&G Newbie

    Don't know if anyone posted a funny for the weekend or not, so here goes...

    A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer, (by kinetic energy?) a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
    They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than he father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
    At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
    When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.

    See ya in the funny papers! -UR.
     
  2. wes

    wes G&G Newbie

    Good one UR.
     

  3. That's a good one Uncle. Read it to my wife and, for some reason, she opened up the front door, looked around and said, 'Whew'. Whatever that meant.
     
    Last edited: Mar 16, 2002
  4. Dennis

    Dennis G&G Evangelist

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    Lots a "kids" dont know what a Milk Man is anymore.
    It was funny though
     
  5. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    I am almost 40 and never saw a milkman except on ancient black and white TV show reruns.