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What Gender Is It?

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Obviously, this has been written by a woman....@#$%^&*()^%$#

    What Gender Is It?


    ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,but you can always

    see right through them.


    SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a

    wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.


    KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.


    SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.


    COPIER - female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm up, it

    is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed, and it can
    wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.


    TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.


    HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light

    a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.


    SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.


    WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.


    SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


    HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


    HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

    but it's handy to have around.


    REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it

    gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know

    the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

    :fuss: :D
     
  2. Mick

    Mick G&G Addict

    Ughhh, spew, I hate feminazi propaganda rubbish.