What Not To Say To Your Dates Parents

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    WHAT NOT TO SAY TO YOUR DATES PARENTS



    * "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."

    * "Show me how you used to spank her."

    * "Hi, I'm Hoopla69."

    * "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"

    * "I just got my license today."

    * "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."

    * "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."

    * "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"

    * "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

    * "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
     
  2. Tober

    Tober Firearm Aficionado Forum Contributor

    OMG,

    That was a riot, thanks for the laughs Dog Lips
     

  3. Shaun

    Shaun G&G Evangelist

    Bob where do you get this stuff you have had me laughing all morning
     
  4. Doglips

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    Usaly off the web..get some jokes of the day e-miled to me...I spend a lot of time at home and work on the net so Its easy...just glad you all enjoy them.
     
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Doglips: keep them coming. I look forward to reading your jokes every day. Many of them I forward on to some of my friends who have a sense of humor, too.

    Oxford