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what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 21, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

    After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

    "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

    The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

    The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
  2. That's a good oneDoglips....yepper....fer sure.

    I have control over my wife. I can control how long it takes for me to do the dishes. If she gives me any lip I just pull the plug and let the air outta her.

    But, seriously, she is so different from me ex-wife
    I was so jealous over my ex-wife.....jealous 'cause she could grow a better moustache than me.

  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Your jokes are getting better and better. (ha)