I'm 68 as well but I'm useful, all I have to do is eat two MREs get corked up, after two days I'd be ugly and pissed as all get out, just give me a gun, point me in the right direction and tell me to kill the enemy. Just imagine 5000 corked up Raging Warriors, it would instill fear in the hearts of our enemies, and demoralize them as they lay dying in a field and suddenly we all get the urge take a huge crap right next to them. The aroma alone would be savage and deadly. It would be legendary, one for the history books.The same with me Freedomfighter, I'm now a 68 year old heart patient with Diabetes. Not much left of me they would be interested in!
For any of you who have never tried a true MRE, I'm not kidding.