What Your Car Says About You

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    What Your Car Says About You

    Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
    Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
    Acura NSX - I am impotent
    Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
    Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
    Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
    Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
    Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
    Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I
    have a 'Vette
    Chevrolet Caprice - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change
    lanes when I pull up behind them
    Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
    Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
    Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted
    for Diefenbaker
    Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
    Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
    Ford Crown Victoria - (see Chevy Caprice)
    Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall
    Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall
    Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better
    than no convertible at all
    Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
    Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
    Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
    Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports
    Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the
    shop 280 days per year
    Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
    Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
    Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
    Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
    Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
    Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
    MGB - I am dating a mechanic
    Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
    Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
    Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a heist
    Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
    Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
    Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
    Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
    inaccessible to me
    Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
    Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
    Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
    Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
    Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
    Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
     
  2. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    Nothing about Ford or Chevy Trucks, eh? That's right, they wouldn't DARE offend one of us.
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    My wife has a Mustang GT, so she only slows down to 95 in a school zone!
     
  4. Dodge Diplomat--can't afford a better one.
     
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Guess my old black '33 ford didn't qualify for comment nor did my red Eddie Bauer Explorer. Oh well...I like(d) them.
    Oxford :nod:
     
  6. jerry

    jerry Since 03-15- 2002 Forum Contributor

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    My 92 F-150 says I'm poor :)

    I had a Dodge Dart once actually pretty nice '75 Special Edition 318. I used to love it when people would look down their noses at it, give it the gas, kick the Holley 4bbl in and get that nice whoooomp out of the turbo exhaust.
     
  7. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Don't feel bad Jerry, I drive a '87 F-150! I do have an '01 Ranger also though .
     
  8. Doglips,

    You didn't mention the Chrysler PT Cruiser--------the 'look at me...look at me...look at me' car, lol.
     
  9. Mick

    Mick G&G Addict

    Heck Jerry I'd kill for a F-150, they've only just started selling them again over here. Cost- $55 000, for the base model F-150.
     
  10. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Tell ya what Mick old mate, since I like ya I'll put ya in a '87 F-150 for only $10,000....deal? :rolleyes: :p
     
  11. NRA does that include shipping and handling?
     
  12. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    That's an extreme mark-up!

    Yep AlanC: Everything's included except the motor, wheels, heater, body, frame,... That's the cost of a model F150 plus a picture. (ha)

    Seriously, I wonder why an F150 would cost so much in Australia? Is the tariff that high?
    Oxford:nod:
     
  13. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    What's the currency conversion? Maybe 55k Australian isn't as much as we think.
     
  14. tommy

    tommy G&G Enthusiast

    i got a 95 jeep cherokee.
     
  15. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Exchange Rates

    As of noon today the exchange rate is as follows:

    1 USA Dollar = 1.8286 Australian Dollars


    1 Australian Dollar = 0.5469 USA Dollar

    :nod:
     
  16. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    The Aussie buck is almost worth twice ours?
     
  17. jerry

    jerry Since 03-15- 2002 Forum Contributor

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    Yeah Mick,
    gotta put it into perspective. I'm pretty lucky. It's a bad disease we Americans have, allways got to be more :)
     
  18. BattleRifleG3

    BattleRifleG3 G&G Evangelist

    1*, I think you have it backwards. Look at the numbers again. $55k Australian is about $30k American.
     
  19. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Here's how I'd figure the cost for converting Australian dollars into USA dollars using the following conversions:

    1 USA Dollar = 1.8286 Australian Dollars
    1 Australian Dollar = 0.5469 USA Dollar
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    Purchase:
    $50,000 in Australian currency for an F-150 Ute

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    0.5469 x $50,000=$27,345 US Dollars
     
  20. Mick

    Mick G&G Addict

    What does it cost for a new F-truck over there, trying to work out the import taxes our democratically elected theives are making of us.