Where are you from?

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by collin1997, Aug 31, 2010.

  1. collin1997

    collin1997 G&G Addict

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    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?









    Here is a little test that will help you decide.





    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a
    Deserted street with your wife
    And two small children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic
    Terrorist with a huge knife
    Comes around the corner,
    Locks eyes with you,
    Screams obscenities, praises
    Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

    You are carrying a
    Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP gun, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    What do you do?





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    THINK AND READ CAREFULLY
    THEN SCROLL DOWN:





    Democrat's Answer:


    • Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    • Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    • Could we run away?
    • What does my wife think?
    • What about the kids?
    • Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
    • What does the law say about this situation?
    • Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
    • Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children?
    • Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    • Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    • If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
    • Should I call 9-1-1?
    • Why is this street so deserted?
    • We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
    • Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
    • This is all so confusing!

    .............................................................................
    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!


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    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG!
    BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
    'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

    Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

    Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
     
  2. waterdog

    waterdog G&G Enthusiast

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    Southerner, hey I'm in Florida.oh by the way would'nt be a kimber prolly a shotgun, sorry southern thang. .........................Waterdog.
     

  3. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    LOL,

    Seen it before, but still funny.
     
  4. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    Seen it as well, but still makes me laugh !!
     
  5. aaalaska

    aaalaska G&G Newbie

    saw that one to but thought the guy must be from Alaska. Maybe the southern part?
    Alex
     
  6. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

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    I must be a Republican leaning Southron, because my reaction would be BANG BANG (pause for half a second) BANG! I'm a firm believer in the Jeff Cooper Couplet:

    Two in the chest and one in the head,
    Always leaves the subject dead.
     
  7. Dragunov

    Dragunov G&G Evangelist

    I'm a hillbilly...... Or, "This is how we do things in Kentucky".

    BANG! (one shot to the chest or head).

    Thump! Thump! Thump! (Sound of boot kicking head to save ammo).

    KACHINGGGG! zikkk! (Sound of pulling knife and scalping terrorist so I can hang it from my rear view mirror).

    Crunch! Crunch! (Sound of digging out terrorists gold teeth to recover cost of spent ammo).

    Daughter #1: Search his pockets Dad!

    Daughter #2: Can I have his knife?

    Wife: Take the robe, I need a new curtain over the sink in the kitchen.
     
  8. BarryHalls

    BarryHalls G&G Evangelist

    HAHA!

    I suppose I'm just "Conservative" which involves always being safe and prepared, so my well thought out answer was,

    "Two in the chest, scan for other threats. No threats: check the original attacker. Multiple threats: asses and engage."
     
  9. I guess I don't fit into any of those categories.

    "waits till the last second before pistol whipping, round house kicking, and then stabbing the rag head with his own knife. Them sheet heads aren't worth the cost of a good .45acp bullet... "
     
  10. I'm a nut,

    Me: BANG BANG, BANG, BANGBANGBANGBANG!
    *transitions to backup* BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG,
    *transitions to throwdown* BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG,
     
  11. hack1911

    hack1911 G&G Newbie

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    :lmao:
     
  12. toolman

    toolman Resident Sasquatch Forum Contributor

    I'd have to say Republican, I ain't wasting ammo on no low-rent axxhole and I damm sure don't want it in my house dead OR alive!
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2010
  13. Ninja Piper

    Ninja Piper G&G Evangelist

    +1000!!!
     
  14. With this example, I too would have to say Republican. But for a slightly different reason then Toolman's. Mine wouldn;t be not wanting to waste ammo on such a low-rent axxhole. Mine would be because with the cost of.45acp ammunition, I'd rather shoot once and save the other rounds for his buddies. I mean, don't they normally run in cells and have like 4 to a cell?
     
  15. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    Republican, at least until i ran out of shells! Lol!
     
  16. Eric76

    Eric76 G&G Newbie

    Im by no means a democrat , but in the wonderful state of illinois , you have to consider everything before you shoot or you'll end up being the one in cuffs. Although Im sure in this case it would be retreat to the farthest corner of your house and if you are still being attacked then shoot.. Thats only 1/2 a joke, I dont know in illinois exactly what the ROE are with regards to burglars,terrorist, and BGs in general.I was told by once you have to do everything possible to avoid shooting and the BG has to be in your home and in the act of trying to harm you.I dont know if thats true? If someone knows, please let me know..
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2010
  17. collin1997

    collin1997 G&G Addict

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    I believe the bad guy has to be a threat before your allowed to shoot.