Who is in charge?

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by paynetrain, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE BUSY MAKING OTHER PLANS

    Subject: C O L O N O S C O P Y

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    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.




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    "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


    "I should be in charge," said the blood
    , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."


    "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
    Because I process food and give all of you energy."
    [​IMG]"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
    [​IMG]"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

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    "I should be in charge," said the rectum,"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
    And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
    Within a few days, the brain
    had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
    .

    The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work...


    The
    a$$ h*le is usually in charge


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  2. TACAV

    TACAV G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    lol thats funny.