Why do liberals hate stinging insects? Because it's so hard to put warning labels on em. What's the different between liberals and monkeys? Monkeys can't vote. What's the difference between a liberal and a lawyer? The liberal has filed more lawsuits. Why do liberal males like carrots so much? Cause it's an orgasm and a snack. If a tree falls on a liberal in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does the liberal make a sound? No, he's too busy reading the warning label.