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Why men pee standing up

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two
    extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam
    and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that
    would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

    "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one
    of you would like that."

    Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love
    to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to
    do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me."

    On and on he went like an excited little boy. So Eve just smiled and told
    God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave
    Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so
    excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name
    in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.

    God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,
    here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."

    "What's it called?" Eve asked.

    "Brains" God said.