Why men prefer guns over women.

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by KW Gary M, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. I just got this emailed to me. I'm sure I'll catch a lot of flack but I had to post it.

    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    And here we go...

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

  2. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    Oldie but Goodie!!!! LOL

  3. sniper762

    sniper762 G&G Enthusiast

    i bought that t-shirt. my wife says "see if your gun will fix you some dinner" lol
  4. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

    It probably won't, BUT it won't complain if you dine with a lady friend at a nice restaurant! LOL
  5. Paul T

    Paul T G&G Newbie

    I'm telling you know who....
  6. .22guy

    .22guy G&G Enthusiast

    An oldie but goodie!
  7. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

    And they don't care if you can't find THE spot every time !!
  8. Guns are cheaper to keep than woman, and they only speak when you tell them too.
  9. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

    You guys don't know what the hell your talking about....LMAO
    That's just a dream list because your all dreaming.
    Reality is in the bed next to you in the morning!!!
    Keep posting things like this and your all going to have nightmares. We well make sure you do.lol
  10. BunnyWabbit

    BunnyWabbit G&G Evangelist

    Gary knows better than that. lol
  11. BunnyWabbit

    BunnyWabbit G&G Evangelist

    I would think as old as you are Steve, that you would have the "spot" memorized by now.
  12. Paul T

    Paul T G&G Newbie

    Some people are just spotless
  13. CalifgirlinOk

    CalifgirlinOk G&G Evangelist

    LMAO Good one Bunny!!!
  14. I used to sleep with a loaded shotgun beside me in my bed and 4 loaded pistols hanging on the four bedposts, so I guess my guns were my reality!
  15. Tracer

    Tracer G&G Aussie Dad

    i'm single with lots of guns duhhhh
  16. Tracer

    Tracer G&G Aussie Dad

    lol this guy is funny ....don't care who ya are!!!!!!!!
  17. You can sell guns if you don't get on with them......
  18. gamehunter

    gamehunter G&G Evangelist

    think of it this way if your gun accidentally fires in your pants it will take away your man hood if the wife gets pissed at ya then well you only have to endure a kick in the nuts from her and probably a few nights/weeks of silent treatment.
  19. god&guns

    god&guns G&G Newbie

    guns dont ask any questions also.
  20. Guns require you clean them after you use them as they do not clean themseves.