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Why Mom's are Great

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, May 13, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
    "You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
    "If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into
    next week!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
    "Because I said so, that's why!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

    MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY
    "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry
    about!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
    "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your
    neck?"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER
    "It looks like a tornado went through your room!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
    "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward
    you, would you listen then?"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
    "If I told you once, I've told you a million
    times-don't exaggerate!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
    "There are millions of less fortunate kids in
    this world who don't have wonderful parents like
    you do!"

    And most of all......MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF
    LIFE
    "I brought you into this world, I can take you
    out!"


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  2. SPOCAHP ANAR

    SPOCAHP ANAR G&G Enthusiast

    UH HUH

    Ain't that the truth!

    And what about this one:

    Mom taught me about wishful thinking:
    I hope you have kids just like you when you grow up!