Words of wisdom

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric Guest

    Restroom wisdom

    Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
    Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
    with her crap.
    Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

    Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
    Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
    trouble with it.
    Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
    The Irish Times, Washington, DC

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona

    If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books, New York, New York

    Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy
    and hard to light.
    The Janitor

    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
    Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

    The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor
    hand well.
    Last edited: Aug 21, 2002
  2. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    I've seen a few of those. Why does there seem to be a ring of truth to most of them? (ha)

  3. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    One ring to rule them all?
    That reminds me, I heard a rumor that there will be a release of a special version of "Fellowship of the Ring" on DVD. It is supposed to be a FIXED version that actually follows Tolkien's book. I can understand them cutting out Tom Bombadil and the Barrow Downs; those scenes had little to do with the main plot. There were, however, many scenes that were altered for no good reason, as well as garbage they made up and added to the story. Anyone got any solid info on the special edition?
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Klaus: You must be responding to a different thread than I read. What the hale are you talking about?
  5. Eric

    Eric Guest

    I think you are in the wrong thread klaus, but I agree with you 100%. i haven't heard anything about it. the books Rock!
  6. Klaus

    Klaus Guest

    No, I went off on a tangent because Oxford mentioned "a ring of truth". I still am a bit POed about how they screwed up the movie, after all the propaganda about it following the book.