Restroom wisdom Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity The Irish Times, Washington, DC It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books, New York, New York Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. The Janitor What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well.