Tallulah Bankhead: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Tom Clancy: I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin: You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."