Words of wisdom

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Sep 5, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Tallulah Bankhead:
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
    particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

    Tom Clancy:
    I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,wholesome things
    that money can buy."

    Steve Martin:
    You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

    Woody Allen:
    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd
    better have a good hand."

    Rodney Dangerfield:
    "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

    George Burns:
    "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

    George Burns:
    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."