Would That Get Me To Heaven?

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 12, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.

    "NO!" the children all answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!"

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, "NO!"

    "Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

    A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD! :nod:
  2. Eric

    Eric Guest

    Now that's a great one that I can actually tell in church. Thanks!

  3. PAPA G

    PAPA G G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    ahh, there's hope for the next generation!!! kid knows whats going on!!! great story!!!:nod: