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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Eric, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really
    > > tough time dealing
    > > with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and
    > > her and told them of a
    > > new experimental drug that allows the woman to
    > > transfer 25% of the pain
    > > to the father. The husband feels really bad for his
    > > wife so he decides
    > > they will try it.
    > >
    > > The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the
    > > husband says, "I
    > > don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take
    > > another pill I can handle
    > > this." So the wife takes another pill. Same thing
    > > happens. Her husband
    > > tells her to take another pill. Same thing. By now
    > > she has transferred
    > > 75% of her pain to her
    > > husband. She is feeling a little pain but her
    > > husband is still feeling
    > > nothing. He is convinced that women are complete
    > > wuses. He tells her,
    > > "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all.
    > > Let me take all the
    > > pain away." So she does. Now they are both feeling
    > > great.
    > >
    > > A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a
    > > beautiful baby boy. The
    > > next day they take their newborn son home, and there
    > > they find the
    > > mailman dead on the doorstep.