You Know Youâ€™re A True Shooting Family Whenâ€¦ by Sandy Lindsey ...your grandfather, your dad and you are all named Colt. ...your sisters are Taurus, Para-Ordnance and Mossberg. ...the family dog is called Reload. ...the cat is affectionally referred to as Target. ...the entire family goes out to Shoney's to celebrate each child's first accidental discharge. ...no family member has ever thrown out a solid milk carton. ...all your valuables have "Protected By Smith & Wesson" bumperstickers on them. ...your truck has a "My Kid Made the Honor Roll at Big Al's Gun Range" bumpersticker on it. ...instead of having his teeth capped at the dentist, granddad used empty .380 casings. ...you're seriously considering legally changing the family name to Autoloader to compete with the Jones next door who are now calling themselves the Semi-Autos.