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You Know You’re A True Shooting Family When…

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    You Know You’re A True Shooting Family When…
    by Sandy Lindsey

    ...your grandfather, your dad and you are all named Colt.
    ...your sisters are Taurus, Para-Ordnance and Mossberg.

    ...the family dog is called Reload.

    ...the cat is affectionally referred to as Target.

    ...the entire family goes out to Shoney's to celebrate each child's first accidental discharge.

    ...no family member has ever thrown out a solid milk carton.

    ...all your valuables have "Protected By Smith & Wesson" bumperstickers on them.

    ...your truck has a "My Kid Made the Honor Roll at Big Al's Gun Range" bumpersticker on it.

    ...instead of having his teeth capped at the dentist, granddad used empty .380 casings.

    ...you're seriously considering legally changing the family name to Autoloader to compete with the Jones next door who are now calling themselves the Semi-Autos.
     
  2. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    Ha grate man printed that of
     

  3. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    MarkII 22, ????
     
  4. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Its Ok NRA Im teacheing him english and spelling :)
     
  5. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    You know, Mark is really starting to worry me.
     
  6. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    you meen I get a monkey for a teacher OMAN
     
  7. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    Dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look/Learn
     
  8. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    Why a"m I starting to worry you
     
  9. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    You might be a covert government agent send here to fry our minds! :confused: ;)
     
  10. No we are just concerned that Kansas needs more educational funding.
     
  11. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I think hes Lenny2 messing with our heads, their never on at the same time!, hmmmmm........ :confused: ;) :D
     
  12. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    AHA! that's it, it's Lenny in disguise.
     
  13. It wouldn't be real hard for both of them to type at the same time.
     
  14. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    Spelling is my majer thang that I get wrong in school I do good in evry thang else. and I'm not lenny2
     
  15. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Its a, I say, its a joke son, don't ya get it?- Foghorn Leghorn
     
  16. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    why yes it is, But it will get better. For Doglips, I really liked this one. meant to tell you earlier but, we were doing the tangent thing!
     
  17. MarkII 22

    MarkII 22 G&G Newbie

    You thank I didint no that? you thank I'm a blond