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* When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five
each other.

* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

* He tells you that his last good case was a
"Budweiser."

* He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

* During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

* He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

* Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the
stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

* He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.


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I've had that kind, thats why I payed such an outragious amount of child support for 20 some years! :mad:
 

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Those are the same kind of lawyers who should be taken before the Texas courts for fraud. Then...you know what my solution for this offense is...just let their heads hang along fence posts along the road to warn other crooked lawyers.
 
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