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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    You Know You Need A New Lawyer When...
    * When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five
    each other.

    * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

    * He tells you that his last good case was a
    "Budweiser."

    * He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

    * During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

    * He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

    * Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the
    stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

    * He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

    * He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.